Along with Andy Warhol, famous author David Sedaris also keeps/kept a journal of his day to day life, which has recently been published as a book titled Theft by Finding. In my quest to potentially become the next either/both of them, I think I'd better be more scrupulous about attempting to keep a journal as they did.
So, here goes (again).
SUNDAY
There was a lady at Costco who was wearing a cool looking blue skirt; it was sort of billowy and reminded me of things they wore in the olden days. I wish you could find things like that in stores these days. Another time at Costco, I saw a man who I think may have had plaque psoriasis, like they advertise medicines on television for. I'm glad I don't have plaque psoriasis. We were almost going to buy a new plant at Costco, but it was $20 and we already have house plants. It was called an aglaonema, which is a cool name but sort of sounds like a disease. Aglaonema. Anemia. Leukemia. Algae.
I like house plants or just indoor plants in general, like in people's offices or something. If it were up to me I'd start a greenhouse probably. If I had my own office, I'd put plants in it. But only plants that aren't too easy to kill. In the event of me going on vacation, I'd make sure to arrange for someone to water the plants during my absence.
It was less crowded at Costco this time so the conditions weren't as good for doing an observational 'study' of the lengths of men's shorts.
I had been considering watching the show House of Cards, but it's not filmed on location and it's set in DC, so I think I would notice the little inaccuracies as far as the visual aspect of the outdoor setting goes and it would bug me. So that's out.
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