I'm pretty late on this one again... oh well. It's getting done now; better late than never.
"I haven't sent out the thank yous yet because that will make this mistake real" (with a drawing of a wedding ring) I struggle to understand why one would still go through with a marriage even if they knew it was a mistake...
"SNL is my only source of news" That's not very intellectual.
"I love traveling without my husband :)" Can you say 'extramarital affair'??
"I avoid meeting up with friends from college because I don't want them to know I'm a waitress" Fair enough. If I ended up as a waitress after going to college I'd be ashamed too.
"Whenever I finish a good book I eat the last page" This is just a downright weird thing to do.
"I showed up to your wedding... for the food"
"I'm afraid eating meat will mess up my intuition" What the heck?
"I judge people in checkout lanes by the quality of food they buy for their pets." That's elitist. Not everyone can afford gourmet pet food.
"Sometimes when I'm not sure if something in the refrigerator is spoiled or not, I send it in my husband's lunch." I wonder if he's ever gotten food poisoning because of that.
"I am so sick of counting calories!" And I'm sick of having to put up with other people being obnoxious about counting calories.
"Before I cook - I spank myself with the spatula!!" That's not sanitary.
"I take steal breakfast from hotels on the weekends. I've been doing this for about a year at the same ones and no one has said anything. I don't feel guilty." Why should you?
"I feel more guilty buying with food stamps than I did when I stole to make ends meet." I don't really see why food stamps would make someone feel guilty, but whatever floats your boat.
"When people refuse to try spicy foods I judge them boring" Come to think of it, I kind of do as well.
"I hate catering to my VEGAN friends at potlucks & dinners." Isn't the whole concept of a potluck for everyone to bring something? So the vegan people should be bringing their own vegan foods if they so desire.
"I only eat 'store bought' food at potlucks because I can't help thinking about how disgusting people's kitchens probably are." Interesting, I guess? You haven't met my mother. Her kitchen is far from disgusting. The handwriting on this one is really cool.
"My son told me I was fat, so I sent him to his room... and ate some of his leftover Easter candy!" That's... interesting. I wonder how old this son was. After a certain age you'd hope children would know it's rude to tell people that they're fat (even if they are).
"My drug" (over a picture of sushi) Mine too, to some extent.
"I talk to the mirror in my kitchen like I have my own cooking show" What kind of a person has a mirror in their kitchen??
"Watching men eat meat turns me on" I guess this person should stay away from vegetarians.
"I am not allergic to seafood like I have everyone believe. I just hate it." That's... one way of avoiding having to eat it, I guess. I wonder why people hate seafood though. I like seafood. Fried shrimp don't even taste that shrimpy or anything.
"When I'm grocering falic [phallic] vegetables I'm always afraid people think I'm choosing them by size to use as sex toys." Um.
"My husband stole strawberries for me on Valentines Day" how romantic! :) <3
"I was the one that ate all the fortune cookies last night... I was looking for an answer." What kind of a person thinks they're going to find serious answers in fortune cookies??!
Well, that's it for this week. Maybe tomorrow I can get a quick start on the next batch... we'll see.
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