kinda late on this one again... *sigh* But anyways, here goes.
"I haven't had physical touch in a while, so I've been booking dentist appointments. I fantasize about my dentist during procedures." (over an image that appears to be from the angle of inside a mouth, with dentists visible in the background outside of the mouth)
This... is not the method I'd choose of trying to get some physical touch. That is what professional cuddling services are for. Or find a relationship? Hire a prostitute? Get a massage or get one's hair done? A manicure or pedicure, even? Also, I feel like dentist appointments are more of an occasional thing and it might be odd to schedule too many of them in short succession? Maybe this person's teeth are messed up enough that it's warranted though and they actually need more and more procedures to be done. I would also think this might get sort of expensive, so perhaps they're rich and/or have good dental insurance...
"I reported ppl I used to do living history with to the FBI bc they were at the insurrection" (surrounding an illustration of a bunny holding a flower in a cute style)
J wonder what it's like to do living history and then also what it's like to do it with people who later end up participating in an insurrection...
"For the first time in my life (40 years old) I'm excited about the things I want to do and NOT anxious about things I think I should be doing"
This is a good and more uplifting secret, interestingly. I guess it's perhaps a bit unfortunate that it took this person so long to be excited about the things they want to do, but at least they got to that point eventually?
"Secretly, I love getting them tightened because the pain is so AROUSING!" (over a photo of someone getting braces adjusted)
I'm including this one in the review because it relates thematically to a prior secret. I sort of wonder if this person gets into any BDSM stuff, seeing as apparently they find pain arousing (but does that apply only to teeth pain or pain in general anywhere on the body?).
"For our sanity - we've nicknamed all of our daycare children..." (on a pink background over a series of smile stickers which are labeled with the nicknames, such as: Duh!, Baby Duh!, Lesbo, Gus, F.J. [Fat Joe], Screamer, snot-boy, L.B. {Little Bastard})
This is... different. Although I suppose I can understand it, sort of. Presumably they don't actually call the children these names to their faces, but who knows...
"I spend a lot of time making my boring life look exciting on Facebook" (over an illustration of some people at a party or something, with the words "for her new and hot fiction" collaged over it)
It is interesting to me how this secret demonstrates a bit of self-awareness, although not to the point of this person deciding to stop trying to portray their boring life as exciting on Facebook.
"When I fight with my Marine Corps father... I feel like describing all the gay sex I've had."
I wonder how that would transpire, if the secret writer did end up describing all that during a fight with their father...
"on career day I wanted to dress as a circus performer. mom sent me to school with a briefcase. i was 8." (over a drawing of a circus performer standing on the back of a horse)
I wonder if the person continued to want to become a circus performer later in life, or if it was merely a childhood desire?
"I keep these MENSA puzzle cards in plain view when I host parties so my guests will not assume I am thick simply because I never finished university" (over I guess what are some of the puzzle cards in question)
This person seems a bit insecure based on the fact that they do this thing with the puzzle cards. I wonder if they can actually solve the puzzle cards or not?
That's the end of my commentary for this batch of secrets... new ones will be up tomorrow, but who knows when I'll get around to reviewing those! I've never actually sent in a secret myself, although a few times I did contemplate it, but ultimately decided not to.