"Getting a nose job is one of my greatest mistakes..." I wonder if the plastic surgery went horribly wrong and left the secret writer with an ugly deformed nose?
"Lately I've been dressing really slutty, going out and flirting with strangers. It's such a turn-on... But it's wrecking my life and I can't stop!" I wonder how exactly such behavior would wreck someone's life. Maybe this person means that it's ruining their reputation?
"I buy fruit that matches my kitchen to put in the fruit basket, EVEN IF I DON'T LIKE THEM." A more economical way of doing this would be to buy fake fruits of the kitchen matching kind, because fresh fruit will go bad and will continuously have to be replaced. Since the secret writer doesn't like these fruits, I would assume it goes uneaten and therefore wasted.
"Would I be happier to stay an active member or to come out to live a gay lifestyle?" Over a picture of what I think might be a Mormon temple. Fun! (although it could be some other religion's temple; I'm not sure)
"During your next business trip, I'm going to consummate my affair!" Secrets about affairs are usually interesting.
"I fantasize about snorting coke to lose weight!" As are secrets about drugs.
"When mom found my gay porn I burned it in the back yard before dad came home from work." ... That is... something else. I'm at a loss for words.
"This is the last of my stripper glitter. I quit yesterday, I wanted to get out. But I know I'm going to miss this." I wonder what it would be like to be stripper. I think once I read a little about it online somewhere. I don't remember what got me started on reading about it though.
"[typed] Be aware that what you chase may not be worth catching. If you cheat for it, you will come to resent it. If you steal it, it will haunt you. What you work hard for may become the sweetest thing in life. [handwritten] I learned the hard way." Firstly: Ha! The only thing that haunts me (and it doesn't even really) is the fear that I might become a drug addict. Secondly: For some reason this secret sort of makes me think of Stephen Glass. I don't really think that he sent it, though. But it seems like something that he might possibly think. Today, I read an article about the history of the New Republic, the magazine he wrote for, and it mentioned the scandal that he caused, mentioning him as "Stephen 'Shattered' Glass". I thought that was amusing.
"Thank you for indulging me in my habit of collecting unusual road names! It's one of the many reasons I love you! Leapheart Rd. Pig's Ear Rd. Big Banana Rd. Hitter's Delight Rd." It's not particularly unusual, but I think one of my favorite road names is Observation Drive. Maybe that's only because I hear it announced as a stop so often on the bus. It just rolls off the tongue of the automated voice doing the stop announcements so nicely...
"My house owns me." I'm really not sure what this is supposed to mean.
"[a photo of a woman in a church with thought bubbles of shoes above her head]" Maybe she's praying for more shoes??
"when people ask, I never explain the meaning of my tattoo ...I have a very strong feeling that I'm gonna go crazy one day and the tattoo is tiny part that I'm hoping will keep me sane." This vaguely reminds me of the movie Memento.
"I have loved you ever since you tattooed me" [with a picture of a sort of Soviet themed logo of some tattoo place called 'New Republic Tattoo', which I googled, and apparently they've got a new logo now. Sort of interesting, in that there's also the magazine the New Republic, which I've mentioned a decent amount in the past in relation to Stephen "Shattered" Glass.. Now I'm wondering how the magazine got its name, not to mention the tattoo shop]
"I wish we could have forgiven each other before you were murdered" Ooh, a secret about murder!! I wonder if I'll ever have a situation like that in my life, or, more broadly, if someone I know will ever get murdered.
"I always wanted to invite you to spend holidays w my family. I knew you lived alone downstairs. I never did and now I never can..." Possibilities: the person died, or the secret writer moved away
"I'm stronger than you think I am I'm not leaving you" [with an icon of a person in a wheelchair] This one sort of makes me think of that upcoming movie with Jake Gyllenhaal where he plays a character whose legs get blown off by a bomb!
"The only thing I've learned from my Ivy League education is how many things in my life are more important." I like this secret. The handwriting sort of reminds me of the handwriting of some people I know.
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