Poetry

(bad, cheesy poetry, to be specific)

Here are some poems I have composed; they are on the subject of eyelashes guy in an assortment of styles.

"This is Just to Say"

I have watched
the commentator
that was on
CNN

and whom
you probably
don't
care about

Forgive me
But those eyelashes
So long
and so magnificent

A haiku

Eyelashes guy - wow!
I am just fascinated
by those eyelashes

A sonnet (following the stanza structure and rhyme pattern but not in iambic pentameter because I just don't have the energy to put in that much effort.)

Eyelashes guy, I gaze at thee
When on CNN you speak
It is your eyelashes I desire to see
Although your opinions I critique

Your eyelashes are just magnificent
And your eyeballs rather blue
By others much money has been spent
To have eyelashes like you

Your eyelashes drew my attention 

And I what I had to do
Was to research your political affiliation

I'm not a conservative like you

Sometimes you say things with which I disagree

But you're a conservative and that's just how it's going to be

I tried to come up with a limerick, but I couldn't think of anything. [as with all posts about eyelashes guy, I dearly hope he never reads this.]