an ode to eyelashes guy

I am currently right now watching eyelashes guy on CNN! He is commentating on how a white supremecist nazi is going to speak at a university. his eyelsehs are so eyelashy and heis eyes are s watery and gray and lumonnous really the tiel of this post is what is should have titled the last one in retrsopect. he says the nazi supremicist should be allowed to speak to that ther can be a debate about his "horrible bad " unpopular reprhensible speech in the name of free speec. i think i guess ia gree with eyhelasehd buy although on the other had, as he mentoined, we of course need to remmebr that the white supremacists speech is very bad and offensive and all that. so yeah. i type this as i am looking at yeelashed guiy on ccnn on my hpne that i'm spreaming it on that so that's hwy this is quite incomprehensible i hthink ueah oit probably is eyelasehed guy says the white spremiacist is"charming" handsome and doesnt wear a kkk suit so i gues the implication is that he's les... kkk ish or something, more approcahble or mnormal seeming something lik ethat. eyelashes guuy says that the naizis goal is not to intimidate other races byut to make white people be "race conscious" what's that??? i don't really get it i don't really see what he's trying to say there. apparently the naxi guy calls the group "euorpeans" instead of "white peopel". his eyeballs wow so nice so lovelt and the yeelashes too theyr're very nice they grame his eyelasehs so nicely eyeballs wow wo wo@@@ i am really badly obsessed or whatever with eyehalsehe guy's eyelasehs it's ridiculous and i know it i tupe as i stare at hi on cnn ah im pathetic i know. i hjppe eueashes gu nevr read my posts about him that would be really weird and hed be freaked out that's the end of the segment alas no more eyelashed guy to gaze at... 
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^^^ that is my unedited stream of consciousness that I slammed out on the keyboard as I looked at eyelashes guy commentating on CNN. What follows will be an edited version of it to correct the multiple typographical errors and such, so that hopefully my thoughts will be a little more understandable. 

I am currently right now watching eyelashes guy on CNN! He is commentating on how a white supremacist nazi guy is going to speak at a university. his eyelashes are so eyelashy and his eyes are so watery [not as in, he's crying, but as in, the color of them is reminiscent of water] and gray and luminous really the title of this post is what I should have titled the last one in retrospect. he says the nazi supremacist should be allowed to speak so that there can be a debate about his "horrible" and "bad" and "unpopular" and "reprehensible" speech in the name of free speech. I think I guess I agree with eyelashes guy although on the other hand, as he mentioned, we of course need to remember that the white supremacist's speech is very bad and offensive and all that. so yeah. i type this as i am looking at eyelashes guy on cnn on my phone that i'm streaming it on that so that's why this is quite incomprehensible i think yeah it probably is. eyelashes guy says the white supremacist is"charming" and "handsome" and doesn't wear a kkk suit so i guess the implication is that he's less... kkk ish or something, more approachable or normal seeming, something like that. eyelashes guy says that the nazi's goal is not to intimidate other races but to make white people be "race conscious." what's that??? i don't really get it i don't really see what he's trying to say there. apparently the nazi guy calls the group "europeans" instead of "white people". his eyeballs wow so nice so lovely and the eyelashes too they're very nice they frame his eyeballs so nicely eyeballs wow wowo@@@ i am really badly obsessed or whatever with eyelashes guy's eyelashes it's ridiculous and i know it i type as i stare at him on cnn ah i'm pathetic i know. i hope eyelashes guy never reads my posts about him that would be really weird and he'd be freaked out [because it would just be plain weird to discover some random person who has a blog that barely anybody reads and is strangely obsessed with your eyelashes. It would be weird, trust me.]. that's the end of the segment alas no more eyelashes guy to gaze at... 

A very short blog post

Eyelashes guy looks so good on tv. You can really see his eyelashes. The lighting is good and the HD gives a great view of his eyelashes, like when they flutter when he blinks. I wish I saw him on tv more often. His eyelashes are just spectacular. And tonight he said things that I didn't disagree with, so that was nice. I assume they put some makeup on him, to even out his skin tone or something, but the eyelashes are probably all natural since it isn't common for men to wear mascara and I don't think mascara is part of the standard tv makeup routine for men on the news.

Dreams (and eyelashes guy!)

This post is about a dream I had last night. It was a strange dream. A very strange dream. It involved, somewhat surprisingly although on the other hand, also somewhat unsurprisingly, eyelashes guy. He was in fact the main character. I wonder how weird it is that I dreamed about eyelashes guy. I wonder if other people have ever dreamed about him, other people in the sense that they watched him on CNN and for whatever reason (maybe that reason is that they noticed his spectacular eyelashes) began to pay more attention to him and think about him and read the (sometimes stupid) stuff that he writes columns about or posts on twitter. That is the case for me. Although I mostly just like him because of his eyelashes. But I will say that I think he's intelligent even if I don't agree with all of his political opinions. Anyways, now that that is out of the way even though it is kind of just a repeat of sentiments I've expressed previously. On to what happened in the dream.

Eyelashes guy was in a car accident. The accident caused him injuries and he became paralyzed. So, sometime after the injury, after he gets out of the hospital presumably, he goes to an event of a fake doctor who claims that he can heal people. I'm not exactly sure how he gets himself to this event seeing as he had become paralyzed, but somehow he's there. It takes place somewhere where there is a stage and the event is broadcast live on CNN. The fake doctor lifts eyelashes guy up into a standing position and does the "healing" even though he is just a fake doctor and can't actually heal anyone. So when he lets go of eyelashes guy, eyelashes guy falls to the floor and shouts "help me!!" because he is still paralyzed.
Sometime after this, his wife divorces him because the stress of dealing with his paralysis is too much for her. So, at the end, eyelashes guy is left sad and lonely and on top of that, still paralyzed.

This was a strange dream, no doubt about it. It seems to have taken some inspiration from the Tom Cruise movie Born on the 4th of July where Tom Cruise's character gets shot in the Vietnam War and becomes paralyzed. The other part of the inspiration is watching CNN and paying particular attention to eyelashes guy. On one hand, it would be kind of interesting to tell eyelashes guy about this dream that I had, but on the other hand I think it would also be very weird for eyelashes guy to have knowledge that some random person (to him) has been dreaming about him and in particular, had this dream about him.