Getting another one of these done, finally. And quite late in the week. Here we go:
"I read his fiance's blog to learn about the life I could have had... I made the right choice!" [over a Disney Cinderella card or something that has a pale monochrome drawing of the prince and princess with the words "Happily Ever After"] I wonder what sort of life this person has that the writer is glad to have avoided.
"Sometimes [even though I am VERY HAPPILY MARRIED]... I walk around naked with the windows open and hope my hot neighbor is watching." [with a drawing of a nude woman as seen from the front] I guess I can kind of understand this, that it could be exciting in a way even if someone had no desire for an affair.
"One month into our relationship I made a Gmail account to write you love letters/I can't wait to give you the account info/the night before our wedding/<3" At first I misunderstood this and thought the writer made an account for themself to write the emails from. Then I realized what made more sense is that they created a new email address to send emails to while writing from their regular email address, and the other person in the relationship only gets to read those emails the night before the wedding. I wonder what ended up being in the emails and if they actually ended up getting married? Also, I personally think a more romantic way of doing this would have been to write actual letters on paper and store them hidden away somewhere, but maybe this person either didn't think of that or has bad handwriting.
"I love drugs. That's why I don't do them. I'd rather have two houses and my dream car than an ADDICTION." What a wise choice! I don't recall noticing that many drug-related secrets recently.
"I don't want to take my mask off/Does anyone else feel like they aged 100 years in 2020?" [over a photo of a somewhat older woman with a drawing of a mask shape collaged on top of it; the image on the mask is of a wrinkled old person's face] Personally, I can't really relate to feeling like I've aged 100 years in 2020.
"I see pictures of him and his wife on FB and can only picture him between my legs February 2019" [written in an indecipherable way; there are comments from people who were able to decipher that it was the same sentence written over top of itself multiple times] At first I thought this was about an affair, but on second thought, perhaps it isn't necessarily about an affair and instead is from someone who was involved with this guy prior to his marriage. On the other hand, maybe it is indeed about an affair.
Another secret written in a somewhat indecipherable way [typed in yellow-green font over an abstract-patterned background; there are also symbols of some sort behind the typed writing]: "If you paid attention you'd know I love you, when we were together I felt truly happy for the first time in my life. Did you ever really care about me. Now I'm miserable. I cry randomly not because I'm sad but because I'm overwhelmed with emotions. It look like goodbye. It coming soon. I wish you the best. I know you actually care about her." Kind of vague and definitely written in a chaotic, somewhat indecipherable manner. Ease of legibility matters, secret writers. The person who wrote this seems like a bit of a mess.
"I divorced him because I caught him cheating. But I cheated first" Secrets about cheating seem to be relatively common. I guess one way of interpreting this one is that upon realizing he cheated (too), the writer figured it was more worthwhile to divorce because they both had cheated on each other, instead of the cheating only being one-sided. Although I don't condone cheating, divorce seems like a reasonable choice in this situation.
"I'm secretly glad you got fired. Seriously, you sucked at your job." This seems like something a lot of people can probably relate to.
"To my fourth generation Harvard family/SORRY! NOT GOING! (P.S. We're not rich any more. Get over it.)" I wonder how this went over with the family? And yet, I can more or less understand the sentiment behindit. I wonder if the writer wanted to go to a different university or just none at all?
"I'm afraid I'll never find love because I'm an intellectual woman." Well, I'd hope this person's fear doesn't come true.
"i had to have carpal tunnel surgery on my right arm. i told my friends & family that it was from typing incorrectly. ... really, it's because i'm addicted to GUITAR HERO!" [over a photo of a person with their arm in a cast and sling] I wonder how much Guitar Hero one has to play in order to need carpal tunnel surgery?!
"I ogle your penis when you dry your hair after our showers" [next to a drawing of a naked man with a towel over his head drying his hair; obviously the penis is included on this drawing] Honestly, I just find this rather perverted. Yikes.
"I work as a counselor for people with mental illnesses, and it scares me at how much I can relate to them... I'm afraid of ending up like them..." [over a drawing of a man's face in profile; his face is colored in blue. There are the words "depression" and "panic disorder" over part of the drawing.] I wonder if the writer will end up or already has ended up like the aforementioned people with mental illnesses?
"I am an R.A. at my university. When a student gets locked out, we have to charge the a fee to let them back into their room. Students don't get locked out too often, but when they do...I keep the money." I wonder if the university keeps track of this well enough to realize that money is missing?
"Every day when I get dressed I think to myself, 'Would The Sartorialist photograph me wearing this?" This is not a thought I have ever had when getting dressed for the day. Mostly I just try to dress in a way that is comfortable and presentable at the minimum level of formality acceptable for a given situation.
"Ever since we started getting married and buying houses, my girlfriends and I don't laugh much anymore. We mostly just complain." Maybe marriage wasn't such a good idea, in that case.