And here's another one. Many of the new/current secrets were boring, so these come from the classic secrets.
"I have furniture for a lifestyle I no longer have." This one is vague but it makes me wonder what caused the former lifestyle to go away. A divorce or something or what?
"Before I cook -- I spank myself w/ the spatula!!" (over a photo of a chef in a kitchen) This is bizarre and I hope the person only does it when they're cooking for themselves...
"I'm not mad that my boyfriend broke up with me. I'm PISSED that he didn't give me the boots he already bought for me for Xmas before he dumped me!" (over a drawing of a blue high-heeled boot) Materialistic much? I also wonder what he did with the boots after breaking up with this person.
(written in all-caps handwriting, above a drawing of Lionel Messi with blank/fully white eyes) "just at the peak of every orgasm, I send the energy to Lionel Messi so he can use it in his beautiful play." what. the. fuck.
"I purposely left this in your car so I knew I'd for sure see you at least once more..." (over an image of a book cover of a book titled This Is Not A Book) I like this one because it seems sort of sweet, I guess, and if I were cleverer (and had a fitting situation) perhaps I would do something like this as well.
"As editor of my school's yearbook, I would put ugly pictures of people who were mean to me." Petty, but I suppose I can understand doing this.
